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A Trabant and a cow pat are sat next to each other in the road. The cow pat looks up at the Trabant and says "hey Trabant, you are a cardboard!". Offended, the Trabant replies "Who are you to call me a cardboard when you are a shit?" to which the shit says, "yeah, well I used to be a baked alaska".

A brilliant piece of bulgarian humour I'm sure you will agree, had me in stitches for literally milliseconds. How we all laughed. I promise more hilarity from the foot of the balkans soon in my next proper update. However, for now, see Clayson's account of his trip below under an equally hilarious title (be kind, he thinks it's a clever play on words the poor love).

ps: my side was thicker